1 chooha sharab k nashe mae tha 1 bili usae boli aaj tenu khan nu dil kerda aay
chooha: ja ni kutt na kha layi. Faer loki kain dae baeghert nae janani kutt ditti!

Maot k baad yaad aa raha hai koi...
Cigrate meri kabar pr jala raha hai koi...
yaa rab 2 pal ki mohlat aur de de mujhay...
Akela akela suttay kaga raha hai koi.....

Himesh Reshamia ka kutta ghar se bhag gya Dusre Kutte ne
"pucha yaar tune ghar kyu choda?"
kutta bola:- yaar rat ko gaane ki practice wo karta hai subha
log mujhe marte hai...

Mera mehboob ki shadi raqib se ho gai, dukh is bat ka nahi. Dono ne mujhe jalane k liye shadi pe bulaya dukh is bat ka nahi. Wo khushian manate rahe dukh is bat ka b nahi. Meri mohabat ka khun ho gya, dukh is bat ka b nahi. Dukh to is bat ka hai k,
Wahan..
Mujhe.
Pepsi nahi mili

Kuri: Aisa khat likh sajna ve. Meri umar beet jae parhty parhty.
Munda.
@##%%^%&*&%$#@!~+?|&^&^^&$%^$%#

ly hon pardi reh

Aik bhikari ny ghar k bahir se awaz lagayi: babu ji roti milegi?
Andar se awaz ayi: Biwi ghar per nahi hai
Bhikari: main ny chummi nahi, roti mangi hai.

Pathaan apni girlfrd ke saath date per gya aur Ahista se bola: Mere dil main ek baat hai magar kehte huey ghabrata hun.. tum gussa kerogi: Girl nahi karongi
ab keh bhi do kia baat ha.
Pathan: tumharay pass Naswar hai?

Laziness is our biggest enemy. (Allama Iqbal)
We should learn to love our enemies. (Quaid e Azam)
"Lo dasso! ab kis ki maney�? Mamu di ya chachu di?
hehe

Na Hawa Na
Saya hai!
Ahsas Tum Ko ab
Aya Hai!
Humein Bhi
SMS Kar K Dekh
Lo Dost!
COMPANY Ne
Yeh Mobile Sirf Tumhary girl
FRIEND K Liye Nahi Banaya Hai.

Tez Hawa Ka Jhonka Aaya, Phir Khosbu Teri Sath Mein Laaya, Phir Mere Dil Ko Khayal Aay k Lagta hai Aaj phir tu nahi Nahaya

Police man : jail mai kese aye?
Sardar : media ki Larki interview kar rahi thi,
Us k seenay par "PRESS" likha hua tha,
Aur mai nay "PRESS" kar diya

Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil
dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re
Arrey chakkar aa gaya.

Sharabi(india gate ke samne khada tha): aur chilaya "taxi".
driver: kahna jana hai.
s:india get.
(thode der bad )
d:uthro india gate aa gya hai.
s:1 sala de ta hoon, etani tej gadi mat bhagaty ho.

Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te
kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,
kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,

Woh to humhe naa mili............
Magaar hum kutton ke Sardaar ho gaaye!!!

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