If you hate me, i love you too. It aint my fault im better than you

No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.

When money talks, the criminal walks.

I"m not getting older...I"m getting bitter

Hi-ho, hi-ho, it"s hand grenades I throw.

I"m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

I"m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.

I don"t suffer from stress. I"m a carrier.

INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee

Is it time for your medication or mine?

When all else fails manipulate the data.

How do I set the laser printer to stun?

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

If we quit voting will they all go away?

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