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Smoking

 

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,

Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,

PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,


CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai....

 

Do u know y God created gaps between fingers??

Nooooooo!!

BCZ

Sumone will come in ur life,,,hold ur hand & slowly say


"Le Cigratte te sutta laga

 

Maut k baad yaad aa raha hai koi..
cigrate meri kaber par jala rahahai koi..
yaa rab..! 2 pal ki mohalat aur de de mujay.
Akelay Akelay suttay laga raha hai koi.

 

Ek tanha raat me aap ki yaad aayi,
yaad ko mitane k liye hum ne cigerate jalayi.
cigirate ne bhi kya kudrat dikhayi,
dhuwe ne aap ki tasweer banayi.

 

Smooking reduces ur life by 5 mins.
Sex increases ur life by 10 min.
So the conclusion is that a fucking smoker never dies!.

 

Cigrate ek lanat hai
jo hamare nojawano ko tabah kar rahi hai.
Aao mil k is lanat ko khatam karien.
1 packet tum khatam karo
1 packet hum khatam kartay hain.

 

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